Well it's been a while since I've updated my blog but I have been busy. Lots has happened over the last few weeks and I've only really just got my breath back. The humans Net and Chris, yeah the people who love and adore me jetted off to Hong Kong and Bali and left me in Huyton-how fair is that? I was dumped with my toys and blankets and off they skipped. In fairness I knew everyone who lived in the house and as usual they all adore me. My favourite small person Lauren went on a holiday to Morocco and that just left me with Marion and Denis.... great.
Well I had to find my own fun and boy did I! The garden was strange, it was very tidy with plants in; not what I am used to in my own garden. There was a pond at the bottom of the garden with fish in it. I went up to it to investigate and next thing I was swimming and Marion was screaming at Denis to get me out... why does my fun always get stopped? Upon further investigation I found what I thought was a small dog in a cage, it turned out it was a stupid rabbit called Phoebe. It was not impressed with me trying to get into the cage so was moved, I was only trying to play. Not only this but a baldy man used to talk to me over the back garden fence every day.
Well I had to find my own fun and boy did I! The garden was strange, it was very tidy with plants in; not what I am used to in my own garden. There was a pond at the bottom of the garden with fish in it. I went up to it to investigate and next thing I was swimming and Marion was screaming at Denis to get me out... why does my fun always get stopped? Upon further investigation I found what I thought was a small dog in a cage, it turned out it was a stupid rabbit called Phoebe. It was not impressed with me trying to get into the cage so was moved, I was only trying to play. Not only this but a baldy man used to talk to me over the back garden fence every day.
Denis took me for a walk each day for over and hour, and it was fab. We went to a small park because I'm a posh puppy and Marion warned him I couldn't mix with rough dogs. It was a small and enclosed park because Marion told Denis he was not allowed to let me wander too far.
Net and Chris returned and cuddled me and told me they'd missed me - yeah right! They took me home and gave me treats, I know they were were just creeping because they felt guilty. Net went out on Friday so the house was peaceful. Chris was working on his computer and I was left in the living room as I can now be trusted. God it was just so boring! Net normally strokes and cuddles me, whereas he just listened to his music and screeches like a girl. I think he calls it singing.
To kill some time I went mooching and found something to play with - it was quite small, hard and in a snide leather case. Well I first started on the case and chewed that and was just getting my teeth into the item when all hell broke loose. Chris just went into orbit and started shouting and telling my I was naughty! Eh, what have I done? Hello, I'm just a puppy, don't start shouting at me. It turned out I had chewed his new iPhone.......oh well. Chris went to bed in a nark and I was left on my own. I heard Net come in much later, she made a lot of noise and hugged me so much it hurt. I thought oh well that's the end of that then. Sometime later Net came in to my room and woke me up. God, I was tired and she said we were going to the park. It was 6am on a Saturday morning for the love of God; and she was dragging me out. On our way she told me off and explained I was in the dog house as I'd eaten the iPhone. Blah, blah I must behave or I will be in big trouble. Well the park was empty as all sensible dogs we asleep so I had no one to play with.
We were walking along minding our own business when it just came from no where. A black demented wild dog came charging at me and flung me in the air, next thing I was on my back looking at the sky. I could hear Net scream and when I got up she was pinned against the fence and the black wild thing had its paws on her shoulders. She screamed "get off you mad bastard" then this moron came running around the corner. He said Rupert was only playing and being friendly. What kind of an effin' name is Rupert for a dog! He explained Rupert, a black labradoodle got excited when he met new people. Yeah, so thats why he gets exercised at 6:00am. Net said both he and Rupert needed medical help and to stay out of our way. Jeez she was angry, great, both of them angry.
We got back and I was ignored by Chris for the rest of the day. I was allowed back into the lounge that night. Net explained that they couldn't punish me as I am only a puppy and maybe Chris should move his belongings to somewhere safe. Hey ho, that's me in the good books again.
Anyway a boring next couple of days, I jumped up to the kitchen work top and grabbed Chris's work mobile. I sneaked it into my bed and chewed it for a short while. Chris snatched it off me and told me I'm a robbing little sod........no need for that. Net said she can't stick up for me on this and I'm now creeping around them and hoping they'll forget what I've done.
