Well here I am, it took a while but finally I convinced those those middle-aged humanoids that I was was worth all the hassle, as well as the fist full of purple paper they gave the farmer where I was born. I am now firmly established in my South Liverpool home, close to Calderstones Park and am training these two novice humans. The male, least I think it is male, it disappears all day and leaves me with jolly female. Well I made him expand my territory into what they call the kitchen. Mind you he put a small fence up to mark their territory boundary with mine. Its a bit of a nuisance really but if I have to live close to anybody I suppose these two will do. They have at least given me the same food as my old farmer used to. There seems to be more small humans here than at the farm and I have seen at least three different small humans. Whilst they like to play with me I think that they are jealous of my coat because they keep stroking it. I dunno what it is but the small humans don't stay around too long.
I have been here three days now and finally last night they did not disturb my early morning howling, infact I gave it a miss last night and had a lie in, that fooled them. On my last day at the farm the farmer took me to see the Doctor and he stabbed me twice with two needles,what was all that about? That was the second I had seen that doctor and each time he stabbed me with a needle. I liked that farm but if they are gonna give me needles all the time then I'm glad to be off. Then the new ones put me in a cage and took me for a drive.
Apparently I'm a "Good Girl, Good Girl" (thats what the lady calls me) even when I go for a pee on the pad they put out for me, can't even go the loo any more. I miss my brothers and sisters. The man tries to play with me but fighting with a brush is not the same as the guys in the barn. My bed here is warmer than that drafty old barn.
Here I am in my old Barn
Saying goodbye to the farmer
Meeting the new owner
In my new cage, well borrowed from Jo.
Trying out the lawn for size
Having a lollop
And me having a rest on the carpet
